Play Your Dick Not Me | The "Don't Try My Intelligence" Crop Top Tee

A blunt-force reminder for the man who really thinks you’re as delusional as he is. This is for the "I forgot to hit send" texts, the "that wasn’t me" lies, and the 48-hour disappearing acts. If he wants to play games, he can go play with himself literally. Stop letting him insult your intelligence and start letting him know the play is dead on arrival. If he wants to act out, he can do it on his own time, not yours. Stop letting him play in your face. Add to cart, leave him on read, and look better than his best lie. Buy now.

Product features

- 65% polyester / 35% combed ring-spun cotton — smooth, strong fabric great for vibrant prints

- Extra-lightweight (3.5 oz/yd²) for breathability in warm settings

- Scoop neckline for a flattering, open silhouette

- Raw bottom and sleeve hems for a relaxed, effortless look

- Self-fabric shoulder tape and tear-away label for durability and comfort

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Do not bleach

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: low heat

- Do not dry clean