Brokies Make Me Sick | The "Allergy Warning" Boxy Tee

A public service announcement for the ones whose bank accounts and ambitions are both on E. This boxy crop is for the girls who are allergic to struggle and only speak the language of luxury. If he’s approaching you with "potential" instead of a plan (and a payment), consider this your protective gear. It’s loud, it’s petty, and it lets everyone know that your time is a luxury they literally can’t afford. Why be humble when you could be paid? Stop entertaining the low-budget lifestyle. Add to cart, keep your standards high, and your circle expensive. Buy now before the sight of a split check makes you throw up.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton for a smooth, durable surface ideal for printing
- Boxy, slightly cropped fit for an on-trend, relaxed silhouette
- Heavy fabric (6.1 oz/yd²) that feels substantial and long-lasting
- Pigment dye process for vintage, lived-in color with natural shade variation
- Shoulder-to-shoulder twill and sewn-in label for added structure and clean finish

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dry clean